i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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