So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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