normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Pooping to opera.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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