try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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