Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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