I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
We're too hungover to prance.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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