I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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