Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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