aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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