I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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