David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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