I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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