i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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