Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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