She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Your penis caused this!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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