We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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