it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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