so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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