I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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