we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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