He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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