should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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