come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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