Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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