Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You don't make any sense
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