Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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