I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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