real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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