Come see our sink grown plant.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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