glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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