I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
