do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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