After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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