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(248): View more from Michigan

Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.

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(650): View more from California

Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..

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You've kissed worse.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome

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(562): View more from California

I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.

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(801): View more from Utah

As long as you're not dating white guys again.

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(631): View more from New York

Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.

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Psychosis secondary to sobriety???

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(317): View more from Indiana

Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub

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