i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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