I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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