its not stalking. its research.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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