I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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