I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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