I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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