i don't plan on having that self control this summer
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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