He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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