Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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