I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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