Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
