Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
where are my eyebrows?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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