I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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