Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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