She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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