How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
