i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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