just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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